Adoration * protection from: *Stalkers, Over-sharers
Geometry * protection from: *Disorder
Lick * protection from: *Flattery, Self-absorption
Compass * protection from : *Disorientation, Confusion, Moral Lapses
Leda * protection from: *Rape
Non Réformé * protection from: *Molestation, Clerical Errors
Choir * protection from: *Groupthink, Ditto-heads, Yes-Men
Sleeps with Fish * protection from: * Regrets, Heartache, STDs
Communion * protection from: *Busybodies, demonic possession
Chameleons * protection from: *Assholes, Narcissists, Tyrants
Bluebird of Happiness * protection from: *Naysayers, Pessimists, Narcolepsy
To the Sea * protection from: *Drowning, Pneumonia, Nostalgia
Anxiety * protection from: * Doubt, Insomnia, Self-Pity
Congregation * protection from: *Sycophants, Lapdogs, Lions
Fille-Dieu * protection from: *Rabies, Exsanguination
Fine Print * protection from: *Lawyers, Myopia, Cataracts
Fire * protection from: *Fire
Lady of Peace * protection from: * Dogbite, Hotheads, Nuclear War
Migraine * protection from: * Hangovers, Pop Quizzes, Depositions
Milk of Human Kindness * protection from: *Sanctimonious Strangers, Boy Scouts
Nest * protection from: *Loneliness
Newt * protection from: *Dyslexia, Nearsightedness, Illiteracy
Skate * protection from: * Accidental Impalement, Drive-Bys,
Obedience * protection from: * Nit-Picking, Sarcasm, Nagging
Penitente * protection from: * Flogging, Social Climbing, Leprosy
Temptation * protection from: *Vampires, Drug Dealers, Art Dealers, Payday Lenders
Righteous Bear * protection from: * Zealots
Second Rib * protection from: *Organ Theft, E. Coli, Blowflies
Serpent’s Tongue * protection from: *Hypocrites, Politicians, Preachers
Sister Benedicta’s Ruler * protection from: *Eternal Damnnation, Anorexia
Sister Pieta’s Left Hand * protection from: *Amputation, Frostbite
Squeeze * protection from: *Strangulation, Asthma, COPD
Stigmata * protection from: * Panhandlers, Stigmata, Moths,
Stork * protection from: * Pregnancy, Unwanted Houseguests
Sucker * protection from: * Co-Dependence, Mastitis
Swallow * protection from: * Heartbreak, Disappointment, Recession
Swamp * protection from: * Alligators, Crocodiles, Quicksand, Lawsuits
Swarm * protection from: * Sycophants, Entourages, Infestations
Therapy * protection from: *Electrocution, Therapists, Self-Knowledge
Trickster * protection from: * Asskissers, Agents & Managers
King fishers * protection from: * Nepotism, Insider Trading, Tempests
Visitation * protection from: * Hallucinations, Liars, Virgin Births